Pee pee, why do i like women pissing themselves? am i strange? why is it i really get turned on by women pissing themselves? especially when they just finish an ogasm then feel they need to release their bladder all over themseves and the bed? am i weird or is sexual pleasure all about enjoyng the surroundings just as much as each other? |
Piss-bottle Jones says
to each their own, but that's kind of f'ed up, dude |
Women-How do you manage to piss on the toilet seat? Knowing the mechanics of how a woman urinates, and what is provided in the bathroom stall (i.e., toilet cover deals), how women piss all over the toilet seat? I can understand pissing on the seat if you have to squat when there are no protective sheets provided in the stall; however, when those are provided in large visible quantities, there is no reason for you to piss all of the toilet seat. I mean do you realize if you piss all over the seat you're leaving a surprise to the next person who puts down the seat cover sheets that when they sit down your urine seeps through those sheets? Really freaking disgusting and inconsiderate. It's the worst feeling knowing you've just sat in some urinating challenged person.
Anyhow, my question is why do some ladies urinate all over the toilet seat when there are toilet seat cover sheets available? Is it that they miraculously miss the LARGE piss hole or decide to squat? I mean what is the ultimate reason? |
In all my many years of experience using public facilities, I have never seen "puddles" on a seat. Sprinkles, yes, but puddles, no. When I do, I simply take some TP, wipe it up, and then proceed to avail myself of the facility.
I do not get "grossed out" unless the bowl itself is full of...um... "stuff"... and then I will attempt to flush it away. If that fails, then is when I inform management of the condition to be rectified.
I have also never used the "protective sheets" and only on rare occasion the use of bathroom tissue in lieu of the sheets. And only once or twice have I ever felt the need to squat, and those were for the ... um... "outdoor" type facilities that... um.. don't flush anyway! For the most part, the facilities are acceptable, and I also know that the chances of getting any sort of infection from a toilet seat is slim to none.
As for my own "performance," I always... ALWAYS check the seat after flushing, and mop up any little dribbles which might be left behind... by myself or by the flush itself ... yes, a very vigorous flushing toilet will splash onto a seat, and if you are not aware of it, maybe this is what you are actually seeing on the seat.
Have a polite day! |
Pregant women pissing.........? is it true that pregnant women are allowed to pee in a policemans hat if they need to? |
| Why would they go in a hat when they could just go behind a bush??? |
Why are women between 40 and 60 always so pissed off? i work in retail, and the only complaints/problems/dilemma involve pissed off women between 40 and 60. they are always complaining about the smell of the store, prices, the music, organization, lineups.. something is always wrong. |
Because they have lost their youth and beauty. Some of that is frustration too. It's really downhill for them. Most of them are stuck with looking after mischievous growing guys who are likely in their teens and are modern day rebels. Then there is menopause:
Menopause affects every woman differently. The only symptom may be the period stopping. It is possible to have other symptoms, too. Many symptoms at this time of life happen because the woman is getting older. But some are due to menopause. It’s not always possible to tell if symptoms are related to aging, menopause, or both. Some changes noticeable as you near menopause include:
•Change in pattern of periods (They can be shorter or longer, lighter or heavier, or there may be more or less time between periods.)
•Hot flashes (sometimes called hot flushes), night sweats (sometimes followed by a chill)
•Trouble sleeping through the night (with or without night sweats)
•Vaginal dryness
•Mood swings, feeling crabby, or crying spells
•Trouble focusing, "fuzzy thinking," or forgetfulness
•Hair loss or thinning on your head or more hair growth on your face
So talk about being miserable, it's better to sympathize with them or run away. |
Why doesnt it piss women and minorities off that Democrats think you can't succeed without government help? How did the left convince them that they are victims and that nothing is the fault of their own? |
| Alex - What a bitter white man says when a smarter minority gets his job for 2 points! |
WOMEN: I have a pissing question for you. Do women get a cold shudder/shiver down their spine while urinating? Sometimes when guys go to the bathroom to take care of number one, urinating, we will shiver in the middle of release. Sometimes the shudder is so strong that we will unconsciously move our head very quickly from one side to the other. You can picture it as an actor doing a really bad skit about being afraid, and saying "no, no, no" while dramatically shaking head with slight pauses. Or, almost as if we were trying to catch someone in the shower who was about to sneak up on you. The head whip is literally very fast. And, the shudder is as if one were very cold. I live in Southern AZ, rarely is it ever cold. My question is this…Do women get a cold shudder/shiver down their spine while urinating? |
| well i dont get a shiver...and no one i know does either. maybe its just a guy thing. |
Why do women get more pissed off about blasphemy? Seriously, I was reading the FSM site's feedback. At least 2/3 of it is women who are insanely madly pissed off at the concept that someone would follow a dinner dish and wear a pirate hat.
Why is it that the most pissed off ones are all women? Do they not have a sense of humor, are they making up for something, or is it just womanly temperament? |
Speaking for myself only I'm very quick tempered and have no sense of humor.
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Why do women get so pissed when guys make perverted jokes? Why is it that women get so pissed off when guys crack perverted jokes.
Women automatically assume that I am making advances on them because I quoted phrases from the movie american pie to another guy who was around.
If anything I was trying to get a rise out of my buddy by saying these things...
Please someone enlighten me. |
| Because if they laugh at it, there is a chance they will be viewed as low character. If they go against it, they will display a high level of morality especially to other people around them which is very important to them. Anyways, it doesn't really matter what people think of you as long as you remain happy or you are not making the other person the butt of your jokes. Anyways, we don't have to apologize, feel sorry, guilty or ashamed of ourselves for cracking perverted jokes at our friends. Part of being a man is to apologize or feel sorry for genuine mistakes only and not at some jokes especially those around our friends. |
What are some good songs for women pissed off at their man? Hmmm think the topic sums it up... |
Cowboy Troy .......if you're not gonna love me, I'll find somebody else who will! I'll find some other kinda thrill, find another way to fill this emptiness!
I can relate to that, anyway. :) |
Quantum of slace means a place to hide and that place is women? it is a reference to a spy war that has developed recently, and that women may have been the causation, an implication the Russians have made. doesnt this piss you women off? this info is free due to the fact that the KGB has gotten ridiculous. |
russia is a huge threat with providing nuclear materials to unstable
regimes around the world. |